Wow, I just lost a bunch of respect for Donald Trump
I actually thought I couldn't lose any more respect for Trump after he whored himself out to NBC... but he's sunk to an even lower low.
As I write this, he's on QVC hawking "Trump Steaks." Now, I love steak. It's my favorite food. Supposedly, it's Trump's favorite food, too. Anyone who knows steaks knows the best way to have them is medium rare or rare. Trump, on the other hand, "only" orders them "well done." I'm watching him eat these steaks and they're so overdone it's ridiculous. I'm just waiting for the man to ask for a bottle of ketchup... who the hell orders a $70+ filet mignon well done? A ponce.
And lets talk about the steaks. They appear to be riddled with tendons, fatty (not well-marbled), and tough. The woman cutting the steaks is trying to hide the fat she's cutting off. And the grill marks! The steaks are a deathly shade of pale gray but the grill marks are so dark and fake looking that they probably came from Just For Men. If they weren't sprayed on, I'm surprised.
Oh! Did you know that Trump Tower is the number one tourist attraction in New York City, beating out such passe attractions as The Empire State Building, The Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero, and Times Square?
Now the steak is falling apart and the lady is trying to hide the fat again. And now Trump is bloviating about how beautiful the steaks are when he cooked them at home last weekend. Uh huh. If Trump barbecued one of these steaks for himself last weekend, then I'll eat my shoe. Or at least one of his steaks, which are probably tougher.
Mr. Trump, you sir are either a liar or know nothing about steak. Your $60 porterhouse steak looks as good as a $10 porterhouse at my grocery store. And I won't even dignify your $3.00 hot dogs with a comment.
P.S. Keep sucking up David, I know you'd love to land a rich one.
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