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2 posts from November 2006

November 24, 2006

Casino Royale

I'm a big James Bond fan. I love the series. Well, most of them. I stopped watching new Bond flicks after the cinematic abortion that was Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan did what no prior Bond villain could do – kill James Bond. I was very happy to see that he was canned and a new Bond was brought on board. Like most Bond fans, I was skeptical of Daniel Craig, if for no other reason than he's blonde.

My fears were unfounded. I just got done watching Casino Royale, and it is, without a doubt, the best James Bond movie since Sean Connery resigned. This Bond is everything he should be: Cold, callous, egotistical, and most of all, dangerous. He has no qualms with killing. And unlike the other Bond films in which "goons" are casually dispatched, the bad guys in this one really die. They cover Bond in blood. They take a while to choke out. They don't just take a round to the chest and drop quietly.

I can't recommend this movie highly enough. It's in my all-time top three Bond movies, with Goldfinger being number one.

Here's my list of best Bonds:

  1. Sean Connery. No doubt about it, he's the best.
  2. Daniel Craig. He doesn't fill Sean Connery's shoes, but he makes the role his own in a different way. A grittier way.
  3. Timothy Dalton. I liked this guy as James Bond. He seemed believable as a double-oh.
  4. That other guy. You know, the one in Her Majesty's Secret Service or whatever it was.
  5. Roger Moore. In his later films, did anyone really believe this guy could kick someone's ass? I sure didn't.
  6. He who shall not be named. God, that guy sucked. He wasn't masculine, he couldn't pull off sarcasm, and his movies were WAY too over the top. Granted, the last fault isn't his fault, but I'm not going to cut the ponce any slack. You sir, are not James Bond.

It will be my luck that Daniel Craig will suffer the same fate as Timothy Dalton: Disliked for being too cold and psychotic, and replaced with a loser. Maybe Hugh Grant? Ugh.

Anyway, check out Casino Royale. Be forewarned that it's the longest James Bond film ever at 2.5 hours, and worth every minute of it.

November 21, 2006

Comments on the Comments

Over the years, there have been some fairly interesting comments. Some have been silly, some have been rude, and others have been thought-provoking. For the most part, I think I've only deleted comments that were out and out spam, such as those promising cheaper mortgages or various herbal remedies to a miscellany of ailments. Censorship isn't my bag, so if someone feels the need to make an ass out of themselves or drop f bombs in the comment thread, I can live with it. That said, I simply have to reply to the many comments about McDonald's and Stella Liebeck's case.

First off, let's talk about the hot coffee. Yes, coffee is supposed to be hot. I understand that. But 180-190 degrees is simply too hot for human consumption. I have a 180 degree thermostat in my car; would you want to drink water from a radiator, or would you think that's a bit too hot? If you're into third-degree burns, you're more than welcome to come sip from my radiator. Seriously though – no one expects to run up thousands of dollars in medical bills and need reconstructive surgery if they spill some hot coffee on themselves.

Second, I want to talk about Stella and her negligence. Could she have been more careful? Yes. Does that relieve McDonald's of responsibility? No. Why not? Because, quite frankly, the world is full of idiots. They cut us off in traffic. They can't figure out how to work their digital cable. They're afraid of "the Internets," as if there's more than one. They buy the herbal remedies spammers sell. They email their credit card numbers and social security numbers to complete strangers.  Hell, 1,658,853 idiots voted to re-elect Rick "I'll sue you for making my wife fat" Santorum.  I'm willing to bet money that by the end of the day, you'll run across an idiot. We all know the world is full of idiots. So do manufacturers and vendors – so they have a responsibility to try and make their products at least somewhat idiot-proof. In the law, the concept is referred to as foreseeability. If it's reasonably forseeable that some idiot will injure him or herself in a certain way, the manufacturer should either warn the idiot or try and prevent the idiot from causing the injury in the first place. Maybe it means putting stupid warning labels on products. Or disclaimers on tv shows/commercials. Or the little warning on your dash to use the brake before you move the car out of park. Much has been said about the lack of an appropriate warning label on Stella's coffee cup. Look at that last sentence. I called it a coffee cup. In actuality, it was a Styrofoam cup with golden arches all over it. The cup didn't specifically say coffee. Without some kind of a warning on it that the cup in fact contains hot liquid, some idiot might think the cup is full of soda, or water, or some other beverage that isn't hot. In Stella's case, perhaps the label should have said, "WARNING. This product is so ridiculously hot that if you spill it on yourself, portions of your flesh will melt. If you try and gulp this coffee down, you'll lose your sense of taste and need throat surgery. So for God's sake, PLEASE be careful with this cup of dangerously hot liquid." Once more, in case I wasn't clear – ANY DRINK THAT CAUSES THIRD DEGREE BURNS IS TOO HOT TO DRINK. And anyone who doesn't think McDonald's should have at least paid for the woman's medical bills is an idiot.

On the subject of McDonald's: I am not McDonald's. I don't work for them. I eat there only occasionally. I point this out because some people, for some reason, seem to think that their comments posted here about the quality of food at McDonald's will somehow make it to Ronald McDonald or whoever is running the show over there. As far as I know, they won't. I've had some really interesting visitors on this site, like from the White House and The Pentagon, but I don't recall anyone visiting from McDonald's. The odds are that if any McDonald's employees make it over here, it's to read more about "Free" creditreport.com and my experience with them. So, if you're not a fan of Quarter Pounders (Royale with cheese to my French readers), perhaps your comments should go to McDonalds.com.

At any rate, keep the comments coming.